Monday, March 15, 2010

Dream Gazette #23

Morning Of Monday, March 15, 2010:

A precious GemJewel is hidden inside of a golf ball. I am hired to track it down. The problem: a professional golfer has teed off with the aforementioned ball. I spend three weeks scouring the course and find nothing. I never work in the investigation business again.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Box Office Is Badder (Better) Than Ever

"That movie was underrated."
"Do you read reviews? Raves, brother! Across the board!"
"No no no! It was rated 'PG'! It should have been rated 'PG-13'!"