Dream Gazette #20

Morning Of Sunday, August 9, 2009:

Pixar picks an abandoned high school to promote the latest movie. The top stair of a stairwell reads "Poseidon". Every step names a different aqua-themed film, from "A River Runs Through It" to "Lady In The Water". The bottom step reads "H 2 The O", the next entry in the Pixar canon. When I step on the last stair, a tidal wave unleashes from behind, flooding the entire school. I run down a hallway toward a cocktail party to warn everybody, but the water reaches the room first. People blame me for the terrible promotion and rate "H 2 The O" as "the worst Pixar movie since 'A Bug's Life'.". I scream, "But you haven't seen it yet!" The crowd does not seem to care. I walk home, making it halfway before realizing the tidal wave is following me. I run like mad, but the water wins.