Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dream Gazette #7

Morning Of Tuesday, April 29, 2008:

My parents reveal that they have been hiding two secret children from my known brothers and I for the last six years. Gabe, Connor, and I are led into the living room and introduced to our "new" sister and brother: Alexandra, 5, and Jarbn, 3. I offer to take Jarbn to the park and teach him to play baseball, but he just wants to eat chocolate and play Sega Genesis games. Alexandra yells at me for not being in her life. I try to explain the situation, but she begins crying. I take Gabe and Connor to the park.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Dream Gazette #6

Morning Of Monday, April 14, 2008:

A dollar store offers every Super Nintendo Entertainment System ever made. I think about shoplifting some candy, but before I can get the sweets into my pocket, the manager asks me who my favorite SNES character is. I say Kiddy Kong of "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!" fame, even though I am lying.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Joke Tree

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