You asked for it, you are getting it...
Scott Bielick, Aaron Flemke, Mark Fuhrman, Dan Gibbons, Tristan Heller, Eric Hoeft, Eli Krenik, Chris Lechelt, Casey Lenn, Joseph Mish, Carl Oliver, Rachel Pike, Justin Richardson, Kyle Roers, Lindsay Schacht, Jordan Smith, Nathan Strandell, Stith Wiggs, Josh Wytaske, Nate Zwart
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
High School Tenderfoots
Compilation of videos made by amateurs in high school.
Scott Bielick, Tym Hanson, Tristan Heller, Beth Hemann, Eric Hoeft, Nasra Hussein, Eli Krenik, Chris Lechelt, Casey Lenn, Samantha Mensing, Alyssa Murray, Carl Oliver, Rachel Pike, Justin Richardson, Lindsay Schacht, Nathan Strandell, Janice Thompson
Scott Bielick, Tym Hanson, Tristan Heller, Beth Hemann, Eric Hoeft, Nasra Hussein, Eli Krenik, Chris Lechelt, Casey Lenn, Samantha Mensing, Alyssa Murray, Carl Oliver, Rachel Pike, Justin Richardson, Lindsay Schacht, Nathan Strandell, Janice Thompson
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Dream Gazette #15
Morning Of Wednesday, December 3, 2008:
Sophia Bush meets me and says she is into men with "a balding scalp, black-rimmed glasses, teddy bear eyes..." A pause, then she continues to describe my appearance: "...an interesting nose, a shitty beard, and an overweight belly." After a kiss, I find out her seduction is just a plan to steal my $17.50 and black lipstick.
Sophia Bush meets me and says she is into men with "a balding scalp, black-rimmed glasses, teddy bear eyes..." A pause, then she continues to describe my appearance: "...an interesting nose, a shitty beard, and an overweight belly." After a kiss, I find out her seduction is just a plan to steal my $17.50 and black lipstick.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Bitty Boogies
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tommy Ryman + Brooks Robinson + Miss Shannan
+ Brandon Monnier + Eli Krenik
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Tommy Ryman + Brooks Robinson + Eli Krenik + Andy Pavlenko
Tommy Ryman + Brooks Robinson + Miss Shannan
+ Brandon Monnier + Eli Krenik
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Tommy Ryman + Brooks Robinson + Eli Krenik + Andy Pavlenko
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Dream Gazette #14
Morning Of Tuesday, November 18, 2008:
Somebody steals my director's cut of a completed covered wagon film. The criminal leaves a note stating he or she is planning to reshoot all of the scenes and release it as my work.
Somebody steals my director's cut of a completed covered wagon film. The criminal leaves a note stating he or she is planning to reshoot all of the scenes and release it as my work.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Dream Gazette #13
Morning Of Friday, October 31, 2008:
John McCain wins the 2008 Presidential Election. CNN reports that his reason for victory is four of Minnesota's ten electoral votes went toward John McCain. Barack Obama is outraged and says he still won Minnesota (the deciding factor of the election), but CNN replies by saying that everyone had agreed beforehand that if John McCain had one supporter in Minnesota, he would win the state. Crisis ensues.
John McCain wins the 2008 Presidential Election. CNN reports that his reason for victory is four of Minnesota's ten electoral votes went toward John McCain. Barack Obama is outraged and says he still won Minnesota (the deciding factor of the election), but CNN replies by saying that everyone had agreed beforehand that if John McCain had one supporter in Minnesota, he would win the state. Crisis ensues.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Joke Half-Time Show
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Acme Comedy Co., Minneapolis, MN
Tommy Ryman + Brooks Robinson + Brandon Monnier + Eli Krenik
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Dream Gazette #12
Morning Of Sunday, September 14, 2008:
My stunning girlfriend Aishwarya takes me to work with her at a bar. Apparently, the Hot Girls (actual job title) are a little understaffed this night. I take an Ecstasy Rope and pick a !!!/Wotlie song and go to an open space on the dance floor. The Ecstasy Rope lifts me up feet and feet above the crowd. I do a dance and sing along, and the crowd wants more of it. I receive free drinks all night. Aishwarya is extremely turned on but breaks up with me the next morning.
My stunning girlfriend Aishwarya takes me to work with her at a bar. Apparently, the Hot Girls (actual job title) are a little understaffed this night. I take an Ecstasy Rope and pick a !!!/Wotlie song and go to an open space on the dance floor. The Ecstasy Rope lifts me up feet and feet above the crowd. I do a dance and sing along, and the crowd wants more of it. I receive free drinks all night. Aishwarya is extremely turned on but breaks up with me the next morning.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Dream Gazette #11
Morning Of Friday, August 22, 2008:
Everybody I know has a needle stuck in his or her gums, though everyone questioned insists it is not for heroin.
Everybody I know has a needle stuck in his or her gums, though everyone questioned insists it is not for heroin.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Dream Gazette #10
Morning Of Tuesday, August 5, 2008:
Everybody is embracing a new fad: slipping down a custom-built slide and into a brick wall. If the person really believes he or she can, she or he will slide through the wall and into The Caveman Era. I want to try, but Casey Lenn does not want me to do it, and he smashes the slide.
Everybody is embracing a new fad: slipping down a custom-built slide and into a brick wall. If the person really believes he or she can, she or he will slide through the wall and into The Caveman Era. I want to try, but Casey Lenn does not want me to do it, and he smashes the slide.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Dream Gazette #9
Morning Of Thursday, July 17, 2008:
I fight my infant son for a spot on the police sketch roster.
I fight my infant son for a spot on the police sketch roster.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Dinnnnnnerrrrrooooooo!
Nine (9) Hot Dogs
Five (5) Pretzels
Three (3) Trays Of Nachos
Three (3) Bags Of Popcorn
Two (2) Things Of Peanuts
Nine (9) Drinks
Five (5) Pretzels
Three (3) Trays Of Nachos
Three (3) Bags Of Popcorn
Two (2) Things Of Peanuts
Nine (9) Drinks
One Hundred Eighteen (118) Dollars
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Dream Gazette #8
Morning Of Wednesday, May 7, 2008:
Track Coach Matt Northrop lets me decide what to do for this year's team picture. I suggest "looking to the person on your left, looking to the person on your right, squatting down, standing up, looking to, looking fro, and ending with raised arms in the air." Matt says it will not work, but I suggest taking seven pictures and creating a flip book. Everybody hates the idea and Matt scolds me for ruining the season.
Track Coach Matt Northrop lets me decide what to do for this year's team picture. I suggest "looking to the person on your left, looking to the person on your right, squatting down, standing up, looking to, looking fro, and ending with raised arms in the air." Matt says it will not work, but I suggest taking seven pictures and creating a flip book. Everybody hates the idea and Matt scolds me for ruining the season.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Dream Gazette #7
Morning Of Tuesday, April 29, 2008:
My parents reveal that they have been hiding two secret children from my known brothers and I for the last six years. Gabe, Connor, and I are led into the living room and introduced to our "new" sister and brother: Alexandra, 5, and Jarbn, 3. I offer to take Jarbn to the park and teach him to play baseball, but he just wants to eat chocolate and play Sega Genesis games. Alexandra yells at me for not being in her life. I try to explain the situation, but she begins crying. I take Gabe and Connor to the park.
My parents reveal that they have been hiding two secret children from my known brothers and I for the last six years. Gabe, Connor, and I are led into the living room and introduced to our "new" sister and brother: Alexandra, 5, and Jarbn, 3. I offer to take Jarbn to the park and teach him to play baseball, but he just wants to eat chocolate and play Sega Genesis games. Alexandra yells at me for not being in her life. I try to explain the situation, but she begins crying. I take Gabe and Connor to the park.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Dream Gazette #6
Morning Of Monday, April 14, 2008:
A dollar store offers every Super Nintendo Entertainment System ever made. I think about shoplifting some candy, but before I can get the sweets into my pocket, the manager asks me who my favorite SNES character is. I say Kiddy Kong of "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!" fame, even though I am lying.
A dollar store offers every Super Nintendo Entertainment System ever made. I think about shoplifting some candy, but before I can get the sweets into my pocket, the manager asks me who my favorite SNES character is. I say Kiddy Kong of "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!" fame, even though I am lying.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Ways To Flatter
Seth Rogen.
Brian Posehn.
Jemaine Clement.
Paul Giamatti.
Hyde from "That '70s Show".
Jon Reiss.
Drew Cernick.
Tyler Jensen.
Nic Anderson.
Eli Whitney.
Eli Lilly.
Eli Roth.
Eli Wallach.
Eli Manning.
Elie Wiesel.
Elijah Wood.
Hakeem Olajuwon.
Brian Posehn.
Jemaine Clement.
Paul Giamatti.
Hyde from "That '70s Show".
Jon Reiss.
Drew Cernick.
Tyler Jensen.
Nic Anderson.
Eli Whitney.
Eli Lilly.
Eli Roth.
Eli Wallach.
Eli Manning.
Elie Wiesel.
Elijah Wood.
Hakeem Olajuwon.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Dream Gazette #5
Morning Of Friday, February 29, 2008:
The Frigaards give my parents the present of a four-story movie screen placed in front of The Krenik Garage. The top quadrant does not quite hold and tears the roof off of the garage right in the middle of a season four episode of "The Simpsons". Brother Gabe and I agree that two of the quadrants will be a suitable replacement for the roof.
The Frigaards give my parents the present of a four-story movie screen placed in front of The Krenik Garage. The top quadrant does not quite hold and tears the roof off of the garage right in the middle of a season four episode of "The Simpsons". Brother Gabe and I agree that two of the quadrants will be a suitable replacement for the roof.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Dream Gazette #4
Morning Of Saturday, February 2, 2008:
The new game show "Higher!" is sweeping the nation. Contestants guess the cost of a given candy bar, and the audience shouts "Higher!" if the amount is higher, and remains silent if it is not.
The new game show "Higher!" is sweeping the nation. Contestants guess the cost of a given candy bar, and the audience shouts "Higher!" if the amount is higher, and remains silent if it is not.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Dream Gazette #3
Morning Of Friday, January 11, 2008:
I fly out to see uncle/godfather Norby in The City Of New York only to have him kick me out on the street once it is time to go to bed. He claims he cannot sleep unless he is the only one in the apartment. Once outside, I walk two blocks and knock on the door of the only house among apartments. An attractive middle-aged woman greets me and invites me to come in. I tell her my uncle has rid me until dawn. She says I can stay in her gigantic living room. I sleep for twenty minutes, then wake up and walk around the floor trying to find some water. I hear the noise of people on the other side of the house and follow it. I come across a stairwell to the second floor, and directly above it is a bedroom. A sleazy man with a video camera is directing the kind-hearted woman and a scantily clad gal to make out on the bed while Jeffrey Tambor watches. I watch for a couple of minutes then continue my quest for water.
In a short while, the director finds me and asks, "You like what you see?"
"It's fine," I reply.
"That's my sister up there."
"Oh. Who's the other one?"
"I don't know."
"Was that Jeffrey Tambor?"
"Yeah. Taye Diggs is there, too."
"What? I didn't see him."
"He's in the back."
"Wow."
"Alright, have a good night. I'll show you out."
"Whoa whoa whoa... the, uh, older one said I could stay the night."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I'm in the city visiting my uncle, but... um... he's... uh, also shooting a porno."
"Ah."
"He's got a studio apartment and already has four people in it, so... it's pretty crowded."
"...okay. Just don't wake up for six more hours."
"Um, sure."
"Good night."
I fly out to see uncle/godfather Norby in The City Of New York only to have him kick me out on the street once it is time to go to bed. He claims he cannot sleep unless he is the only one in the apartment. Once outside, I walk two blocks and knock on the door of the only house among apartments. An attractive middle-aged woman greets me and invites me to come in. I tell her my uncle has rid me until dawn. She says I can stay in her gigantic living room. I sleep for twenty minutes, then wake up and walk around the floor trying to find some water. I hear the noise of people on the other side of the house and follow it. I come across a stairwell to the second floor, and directly above it is a bedroom. A sleazy man with a video camera is directing the kind-hearted woman and a scantily clad gal to make out on the bed while Jeffrey Tambor watches. I watch for a couple of minutes then continue my quest for water.
In a short while, the director finds me and asks, "You like what you see?"
"It's fine," I reply.
"That's my sister up there."
"Oh. Who's the other one?"
"I don't know."
"Was that Jeffrey Tambor?"
"Yeah. Taye Diggs is there, too."
"What? I didn't see him."
"He's in the back."
"Wow."
"Alright, have a good night. I'll show you out."
"Whoa whoa whoa... the, uh, older one said I could stay the night."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I'm in the city visiting my uncle, but... um... he's... uh, also shooting a porno."
"Ah."
"He's got a studio apartment and already has four people in it, so... it's pretty crowded."
"...okay. Just don't wake up for six more hours."
"Um, sure."
"Good night."
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Top 2,007 Albums From 2007
0001_ LCD Soundsystem - Sound Of Silver
0002_ of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?
0003_ The Go! Team - Proof Of Youth
0004_ !!! - Myth Takes
0005_ The Hives - The Black And White Album
0006_ Klaxons - Myths Of The Near Future
0007_ Architecture In Helsinki - Places Like This
0008_ The Polyphonic Spree - The Fragile Army
0009_ Justice - †
0010_ The Heavy - Great Vengeance And Furious Fire
0011_ Mocean Worker - Cinco De Mowo
0012_ The Horrors - Strange House
0013_ Digitalism - Idealism
0014_ Battles - Mirrored
0015_ Prinzhorn Dance School - Prinzhorn Dance School
0016_ A Place To Bury Strangers - A Place To Bury Strangers
0017_ Bonde Do Rolê - With Lasers
0018_ Liars - Liars
0019_ Dälek - Abandoned Language
0020_ Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam
0021_ Menomena - Friend And Foe
0022_ Sunset Rubdown - Random Spirit Lover
0023_ New Young Pony Club - Fantastic Playroom
0024_ Black Lips - Good Bad Not Evil
0025_ Muscles - Guns Babes Lemonade
0026_ Lesbians On Ecstasy - We Know You Know
0027_ SHITDISCO - Kingdom Of Fear
0028_ Calvin Harris - I Created Disco
0029_ Buck 65 - Situation
0030_ Ween - La Cucaracha
0031_ Dizzee Rascal - Maths + English
0032_ Black Moth Super Rainbow - Dandelion Gum
0033_ Lasers In The Jungle - Lasers In The Jungle
0034_ Clap!Clap! - You Love This!
0035_ Bumblebeez - Prince Umberto And The Sister Of Ill
0036_ You Say Party! We Say Die! - Lose All Time
0037_ Noisettes - What's The Time Mr Wolf?
0038_ Burial - Untrue
0039_ Familjen - Det Snurrar I Min Skalle
0040_ Copy - Hair Guitar
0041_ El-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead
0042_ HEALTH - HEALTH
0043_ Modelselektor - Happy Birthday!
0044_ The Earlies - The Enemy Chorus
0045_ Ohmega Watts - Watts Happening
0046_ Dance Band - Dance Band Returns From The Land After Tomorrow
0047_ Chromatics - Night Drive
0048_ Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank
0049_ Videohippos - Unbeast The Leash
0050_ MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
0051_ Talib Kweli - Eardrum
0052_ Yeasayer - All Hour Cymbals
0053_ The Postmarks - The Postmarks
0054_ Imperial Teen - The Hair The TV The Baby & The Band
0055_ The Rumble Strips - Girls And Weather
0056_ The Aliens - Astronomy For Dogs
0057_ Blitzen Trapper - Wild Mountain Nation
0058_ The Rosebuds - Night Of The Furies
0059_ Client - Heartland
0060_ M.I.A. - Kala
0061_ The Field - From Here We Go Sublime
0062_ Freezepop - Future Future Future Perfect
0063_ So So Modern - Friendly Fires
0064_ The Octopus Project - Hello, Avalanche
0065_ Busdriver - RoadKillOvercoat
0066_ Melchior Productions Ltd. - No Disco Future
0067_ Feist - The Reminder
0068_ Midnight Juggernauts - Dystopia
0069_ Common - Finding Forever
0070_ Desdamona - The Source
0071_ Handsome Furs - Plague Park
0072_ Dragonette - Galore
0073_ Hella - There's No 666 In Outer Space
0074_ Sahara Hotnights - What If Leaving Is A Loving Thing
0075_ The New Pornographers - Challengers
0076_ VHS Or Beta - Bring On The Comets
0077_ Chromeo - Fancy Footwork
0078_ Teenage Bad Girl - Cocotte
0079_ Hail Social - Modern Love & Death
0080_ Simian Mobile Disco - Attack Decay Sustain Release
0081_ Pantha Du Prince - This Bliss
0082_ Interpol - Our Love To Admire
0083_ Caspian - The Four Trees
0084_ Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position
0085_ Blonde Redhead - 23
0086_ Canned Hamm And Friends - Sincerely Christmas
0087_ Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Living With The Living
0088_ Beastie Boys - The Mix-Up
0089_ The Show Is The Rainbow - Gymnasia
0090_ Beirut - The Flying Club Cup
0091_ Tegan And Sara - The Con
0092_ The White Stripes - Icky Thump
0093_ Dr. Dog - We All Belong
0094_ Babyshambles - Shotter's Nation
0095_ Flobots - Fight With Tools
0096_ The Donnas - Bitchin'
0097_ Supergodzilla - Best Album
Plus 1,910 more...
0002_ of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?
0003_ The Go! Team - Proof Of Youth
0004_ !!! - Myth Takes
0005_ The Hives - The Black And White Album
0006_ Klaxons - Myths Of The Near Future
0007_ Architecture In Helsinki - Places Like This
0008_ The Polyphonic Spree - The Fragile Army
0009_ Justice - †
0010_ The Heavy - Great Vengeance And Furious Fire
0011_ Mocean Worker - Cinco De Mowo
0012_ The Horrors - Strange House
0013_ Digitalism - Idealism
0014_ Battles - Mirrored
0015_ Prinzhorn Dance School - Prinzhorn Dance School
0016_ A Place To Bury Strangers - A Place To Bury Strangers
0017_ Bonde Do Rolê - With Lasers
0018_ Liars - Liars
0019_ Dälek - Abandoned Language
0020_ Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam
0021_ Menomena - Friend And Foe
0022_ Sunset Rubdown - Random Spirit Lover
0023_ New Young Pony Club - Fantastic Playroom
0024_ Black Lips - Good Bad Not Evil
0025_ Muscles - Guns Babes Lemonade
0026_ Lesbians On Ecstasy - We Know You Know
0027_ SHITDISCO - Kingdom Of Fear
0028_ Calvin Harris - I Created Disco
0029_ Buck 65 - Situation
0030_ Ween - La Cucaracha
0031_ Dizzee Rascal - Maths + English
0032_ Black Moth Super Rainbow - Dandelion Gum
0033_ Lasers In The Jungle - Lasers In The Jungle
0034_ Clap!Clap! - You Love This!
0035_ Bumblebeez - Prince Umberto And The Sister Of Ill
0036_ You Say Party! We Say Die! - Lose All Time
0037_ Noisettes - What's The Time Mr Wolf?
0038_ Burial - Untrue
0039_ Familjen - Det Snurrar I Min Skalle
0040_ Copy - Hair Guitar
0041_ El-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead
0042_ HEALTH - HEALTH
0043_ Modelselektor - Happy Birthday!
0044_ The Earlies - The Enemy Chorus
0045_ Ohmega Watts - Watts Happening
0046_ Dance Band - Dance Band Returns From The Land After Tomorrow
0047_ Chromatics - Night Drive
0048_ Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank
0049_ Videohippos - Unbeast The Leash
0050_ MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
0051_ Talib Kweli - Eardrum
0052_ Yeasayer - All Hour Cymbals
0053_ The Postmarks - The Postmarks
0054_ Imperial Teen - The Hair The TV The Baby & The Band
0055_ The Rumble Strips - Girls And Weather
0056_ The Aliens - Astronomy For Dogs
0057_ Blitzen Trapper - Wild Mountain Nation
0058_ The Rosebuds - Night Of The Furies
0059_ Client - Heartland
0060_ M.I.A. - Kala
0061_ The Field - From Here We Go Sublime
0062_ Freezepop - Future Future Future Perfect
0063_ So So Modern - Friendly Fires
0064_ The Octopus Project - Hello, Avalanche
0065_ Busdriver - RoadKillOvercoat
0066_ Melchior Productions Ltd. - No Disco Future
0067_ Feist - The Reminder
0068_ Midnight Juggernauts - Dystopia
0069_ Common - Finding Forever
0070_ Desdamona - The Source
0071_ Handsome Furs - Plague Park
0072_ Dragonette - Galore
0073_ Hella - There's No 666 In Outer Space
0074_ Sahara Hotnights - What If Leaving Is A Loving Thing
0075_ The New Pornographers - Challengers
0076_ VHS Or Beta - Bring On The Comets
0077_ Chromeo - Fancy Footwork
0078_ Teenage Bad Girl - Cocotte
0079_ Hail Social - Modern Love & Death
0080_ Simian Mobile Disco - Attack Decay Sustain Release
0081_ Pantha Du Prince - This Bliss
0082_ Interpol - Our Love To Admire
0083_ Caspian - The Four Trees
0084_ Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position
0085_ Blonde Redhead - 23
0086_ Canned Hamm And Friends - Sincerely Christmas
0087_ Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Living With The Living
0088_ Beastie Boys - The Mix-Up
0089_ The Show Is The Rainbow - Gymnasia
0090_ Beirut - The Flying Club Cup
0091_ Tegan And Sara - The Con
0092_ The White Stripes - Icky Thump
0093_ Dr. Dog - We All Belong
0094_ Babyshambles - Shotter's Nation
0095_ Flobots - Fight With Tools
0096_ The Donnas - Bitchin'
0097_ Supergodzilla - Best Album
Plus 1,910 more...
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