Morning Of Tuesday, December 18, 2007:
Dana Schroeder conspicuously walks out of Target with a sack of potatoes. One of the cashiers sees this and yells for security. A guard follows him outside and yells at him but does not make any physical contact. I consider walking out without paying for a VHS copy of an Ice Cube movie.
In a car with Ryan Kaplan, he drives off the highway to a secluded hilly area surrounded by forest. Once there, he is replaced with Nicole Browne and she wants to take pictures. Two small children come out of the woods, one holding a leash connected to a giant tiger. The children beg us to take the tiger for "five minutes, just five minutes."
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